{"product_id":"funny-bathroom-wood-sign","title":"SHELF SITTER: Funny Bathroom Wood Sign, 4x4 Solid Wood Shelf Sitter, Here I Sit Broken Hearted, Funny Toilet Humor Gift, Coworker Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Bathroom Wood Sign\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd some humor to your bathroom décor with this funny 4\" × 4\" × 1\" solid wood shelf sitter featuring the playful quote:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“HERE I SIT\u003cbr\u003ebroken hearted\u003cbr\u003eCAME TO POOP\u003cbr\u003eBUT ONLY\u003cbr\u003efarted”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned with a rustic distressed finish, bold black lettering, and playful vintage details, this little sign is sure to make guests laugh while adding farmhouse charm to your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Product Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Measures approximately **4\" x 4\" x 1\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Crafted from solid wood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Professionally UV printed for vibrant, long-lasting color\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Freestanding shelf sitter—no easel required\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Distressed rustic farmhouse finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Handmade in the USA by Booter Built\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e❤️ Perfect Gift For\u003cbr\u003eEncouragement gifts\u003cbr\u003eHealing and recovery gifts\u003cbr\u003eMental wellness gifts\u003cbr\u003eFriendship gifts\u003cbr\u003eBirthday gifts\u003cbr\u003eCoworker gifts\u003cbr\u003eTeacher appreciation\u003cbr\u003eNurse gifts\u003cbr\u003eTherapist gifts\u003cbr\u003eCounselor gifts\u003cbr\u003eSocial worker gifts\u003cbr\u003eGraduation gifts\u003cbr\u003eNew job gifts\u003cbr\u003eRetirement gifts\u003cbr\u003eHousewarming gifts\u003cbr\u003eThinking of you gifts\u003cbr\u003eGet well gifts\u003cbr\u003eMother's Day gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🏡 Perfect For Decorating\u003cbr\u003eOffice desk\u003cbr\u003eBookshelf\u003cbr\u003eBedside table\u003cbr\u003eEntryway\u003cbr\u003eLiving room\u003cbr\u003eBedroom\u003cbr\u003eHome office\u003cbr\u003eReading nook\u003cbr\u003eTherapy office\u003cbr\u003eReception desk\u003cbr\u003eCoffee bar\u003cbr\u003eTiered tray\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌲 Handmade Quality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach shelf sitter is handcrafted from genuine solid wood, making every piece beautifully unique with its own natural wood grain and character. The professional UV printing creates a crisp, durable finish that won't easily peel or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💛 A Daily Reminder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're navigating a difficult season, celebrating a fresh start, or encouraging someone you love, this meaningful sign serves as a daily reminder that healing takes courage—and every step forward is worth celebrating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting our small family business!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSolid Wood, UV Ink, UV Printed, Wooden Block, Shelf Sitter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause every piece of wood is unique, natural grain patterns and slight variations make every sign one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade in the USA 🇺🇸\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✳️ Why Choose Our Signs?\u003cbr\u003e● Perfect Gift Idea: Ideal for Christmas, housewarmings, or as a meaningful gift for family, friends, or fellow believers.\u003cbr\u003e● Quality Craftsmanship: Handmade with attention to detail for a polished and durable finish.\u003cbr\u003e● Free Shipping: Enjoy free shipping on all items in our shop!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➡️ PLEASE NOTE:\u003cbr\u003e● This is a physical item, not a digital download.\u003cbr\u003e● Each piece is handmade, so slight variations in color and texture may occur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💠 REFUNDS\/RETURNS\/EXCHANGES:\u003cbr\u003eDue to the custom nature of our products, refunds, returns, or exchanges are not available. However, if you have any concerns or questions, please don’t hesitate to reach out—we’re here to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Copyright Notice:\u003cbr\u003eYou are paying for our creative services and craftsmanship. All items are for personal use only and may not be resold or redistributed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for visiting VRE and our sister site Booter Built!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"virtualrunevent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49662570070272,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/9222\/6560\/files\/il_fullxfull.8434372595_8nin.jpg?v=1788300664","url":"https:\/\/virtualrunevent.com\/products\/funny-bathroom-wood-sign","provider":"virtualrunevent","version":"1.0","type":"link"}