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Funny Marathon Congratulations Card: Foot Massage, Runner Gift, Race Day Humor

Funny Marathon Congratulations Card: Foot Massage, Runner Gift, Race Day Humor

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🏃♂️ Running a marathon? Incredible. Touching someone’s sweaty feet? Yeah, that’s a no.

Celebrate your favorite runner’s incredible accomplishment—without getting hands-on—with this cheeky, honest greeting card. Perfect for race day, post-race recovery, or a marathon-themed gift basket, this card brings the laughs without requiring lotion.

Front reads:
“Congrats on your first marathon, here’s a card… because I can’t massage your feet.”

Whether it's a 26.2 mile triumph or a 5K that felt like a marathon, this card offers the perfect blend of recognition and humor.

INSIDE:
Blank – for your own words of awe, sass, or donut bribes.

✨ Great for:
Marathon finishers
First-time runners
Running friends or family
Race day congratulations
Runners who love sarcasm and support

💡Pro Tip:
Pair with Epsom salts or chocolate for a recovery gift that really goes the distance.

✨ **DETAILS**
✔ A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
✔  Professionally printed on premium white heavyweight folded card stock
✔ Includes kraft brown A2 self-sealing envelope
✔ Packaged with care.

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